A Typical Day

Now then I've had a few anonymous requests that the public wants to know what we do on a typical day, so i'll run it through as best as it can get:

5:30AM my alarm goes off
5:31AM I shout out spanish swearwords and realize I'm all sore and tired.
5:32AM sit there.
5:55AM kick Taylor cuz he's not awake.
6:00AM usually up and about trying to get my beep together or eating a balanced breakfast wich includes of oats and raisins and chocolate milk and a banana and hard boiled egg or two.
7:00-8:00AM take forever trying to leave camp.
8:00-9:00AM riding at a slow pace cuz body can't function at full performance.
9:00-10:00AM clown song is playing
10:00 or 10:30AM eat a treat(granola bar or banana or egg)
12:00PM distance traveled: 20 miles. It's weird every dang day no matter what happens if we leave at 7 or 11 AM we only get 20 miles by lunch, I think it's a sign.
12:30 or 1:00PM try to find a local library to do research at the county like Mitch does. We also charge batteries or use the toilet talking trash.
1:00PM eat something whether it be other fruits and vegges we pick up along side of the road or stop at a rinkadink local food smoke-a-joint. IE. yesterday we ate at a neat hotdog stand that had salt potatoes. and it was all good.
1:00-2:00PM usually find a fruit stand where we buy corn or peaches or plums or other foods and grains.
2:30PM there's usually a good headwind by this time.
2:00-3:00PM Clown song is still playing and it's on repeat. but still get a lot of miles covered.
3:00PM eat corn (apple, peach).
3:07PM throw cob (core) on Taylor after I already got hit by his.
3:30 PM wishing we were at the campsite.
4:00PM find another fruit stand and/or fill up with water.
4:30PM burned from the sun.
6:30PM pull into campsite (no later than 9:00PM).
7:00PM set up the tent and take out our crap and put onto table.
7:01PM rest.
7:01.30 secondsPM get eaten by mosquitos.
7:02PM scrub ourselves with soap if shower is available.
7:30PM eat din dins, which contains Mountain House I like that a lot, or Sardines and bread, or sometimes just snack on whatever cuz we ate something before.
8:30PM look at map to see where we're gunna camp tomarow night and how many miles we'll do.
9:30PM I do an account of the day's work in my little booklet.
9:45PM read the Book of Mormon.
10:30PM enter tent.
10:35PM Leep!
Middle of the nightAM wake up to drain the main weasel and that's it, THE END!

*note that during the day Taylor and I have our kip bike prollems and also a few KOM races up the hills.